No. That is not a fashionable bracelet from one of my children for Mother's Day. Oh, no. That is a reminder of what happens when I am cutting veggies for dinner and I get distracted.
I lost the outside tip of my right thumb. To add insult to injury, I have to walk around like I am perpetually giving EVERYONE the "thumbs-up" sign. I am thinking of adding a leather jacket and slicking back my hair. I can be the FONZ. Ayyyyyy! Ugh.