Sunday, December 2, 2007

What is your fine? (Alternative to the Quezztion of the Week)

My big sister sent me this and I found it to be funsies. So, I thought that I would offer it up to my scrafty girlzz.

It's fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on someone of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the nigh before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Pee d in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

O. K , now tally up your answers and post your fine! You can post here or over at:

BTW, my fine is $590.50. Have fun!


twinscrapbee said...

$415.50 You peed in the pool, too! :D

twinscrapbee said...

Oops, that was $455.50, actually. It's a good thing I don't have to pay a fine for every time I did those things. I'd have to file for bankruptcy.

Nitza said...

$ 395.50

blushpea said...


blushpea said...

Heh-heh...those were the days... I wonder if there's an alternate questionnaire thingie out there where you get credits BACK for all the ridiculously nice things you've done SINCE you've accrued said debt. I mean, I'm a friggin angel now. Really! Can't you see the friggin halo right now?? What, is it tilting again...?? ;)

TMTCO said...

Whoa, Sharon! Naughty, naughty, naughty. :D :D

Suuuureeeeee, you are an angel now. heh heh heh

Gelidy Gelato said...

I was very offended by this quiz but my answers added up to $795.50

Kay said...

Holy moly you girls .. I cannot believe the answers.

I'm only 240$